Got my character!

I am attending a rock and roll 80's murder mystery party.
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This is my first ever. I am Ms. Knockers. I have no idea what to expect or what it will be like. I think overall its going to be fun that is all I am looking for really!


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MS. KNOCKERS
YOUR BAND: SCHATZI PALLATZI
WHO YOU ARE: Mr. Blinky and Ms. Knockers make up Schatzi Pallatzi, one of the newest hip duo under the SnM umbrella. They are also the savior of Clovania, the small Eastern European country hardly (if ever) heard of but discovered to be suffering horribly from starvation and poverty. The poor Clovanian children! Schatzi Pallatzi is making a name for itself as organizer of The Collection, a group of mismatched European bands and artists, such bands as OhNo! And the male NOT gay duo, Whack! They all came together to record, “Do They Know It’s Arbor Day?” to raise money for Clovania. “Save Clovania!” is your motto. It’s also an excellent way to impress SnM and win Harold Hughes’ prize – whatever it is. Being such a do-gooder band has its benefits, and Schatzi Pallatzi and The Collection intend to take advantage of that.

YOUR DARK SECRET:
Or should I say secrets??
1. You lip synch. Neither of you can sing or play an instrument to save your new
‘vettes, so you lip synch to some bullshit band you discovered in Sweden, The
Idol Pumpers, paying them off to go underground and share their tunes. In fact,
you don’t even commit to an instrument, always just kind of vague on what you
actually play.
2. Clovania is bullshit. Mr. Blinky made it up just to scam people into donating
money. You’ll be keeping all the proceeds, thank you very much. Making up
detailed stories about Clovania and its suffering people will warm the hearts of
even the most vile rockers and will secure the prize.

ABOUT YOU:
You’re Ms. Knockers, Blinky’s co-band member, also totally unskilled in the musical
world. Blinky is brilliant and claims to have managed bands before as well as had his
hands in many successful business. You do wonder why he’s not richer and why you’ve
never found his name in any research you’ve done, microfiching around the library. Odd.

You once found some mail in his flat addressed to a Myron Lollylott. A lot of mail.
Who is Myron? You haven’t asked Blinky, but you’re going to ask around at the party.
Surely, someone knows who that is? Could it be someone he used to manage, and if so,
why does he have his mail?

You love an adventure and you’re going to do anything in your power to make sure you
win the contest (whatever it is!) and find dirt on all the other bands to disqualify them.

And if you can’t find dirt on them, you’ll make it up.